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Showing posts with label Punk Heads. Show all posts

Saturday, February 02, 2013

Ms. CEO - The day of appointment!

Arathi walked into the busy office of  Net communications Private Limited which provides cable connections, broadband services and which owns a local TV channel. She was supposed to meet the manager of broadband services for an interview. The friend told her that there is a vacancy for a post "Telemarketing and Customer Relations Executive". The salary was not so bad for a girl of nineteen.

She stopped at a corner where it was written " Manager". A man with a thick black beard sat there and he raised his eyes to see a confused girl standing in front of him.

"Um?" He asked. She handed over her resume while her friend came running into the room saying,"Sorry Sir, this is for the other section." He gave it back with a not so pleasant smile.
"Ummm" He said again!

"So where is this other section?" she was surprised.

"There, that is the person you have to meet. I think the lights are gone again. You know, power cuts!" The friend murmured.

Then she could see a small cubicle where there was no ventilation and a group of four or five people standing and sitting with some paper fans, unanswered phones, and there was no electricity.  As soon as she got into the manager's cabin, the lights came on and she could see another man with inserted shirts and square glasses sitting there.

"Good morning"

"Good morning, You came in with lights! Sit down" He said in a very pleasant tone.

She smiled as she found her chair which was bit shaking.

"Myself  Anand. I am the Sales manager of this department called Net data Line. Can I have your resume?" He was trying to ease the situation.

As she handed over he began to peep into it with a good deal of concentration. 

"Oh, so you are fresher, waiting for degree results. But you are too good in arts. why don't try with our channel?"

"Amith said there is no vacancy and I am interested in doing something new". She was not so confident at heart about the reason for being here.
"Now tell me about yourself."

This is a stupid question she thought. After reading such a detailed resume, why should one explain it again. Anyways Ms. Arathi Nair you are here for an interview! She blabbered all she knew about herself and finally sighed, "that's all Sir".

He was simply gazing at her as if she is someone called alien!
"Sir".
"Oh yes, I was listening to you. Just one question, why do you need this job?"

"I need to live on my own. I always dream of having a job and earning my own salary."

"I hope you know about the job here."

"No, I don't, but I can do it if you let me know what it is" She said with a smile.

The manager couldn't stop laughing for a while.

"Wait here. I will give you the copy of appointment letter. You need to meet the BD manager too. But don't say that you don't know the job!"

Arathi was surprised at the last tip from the manager. "Then what am I supposed to do? Smile and say Yes Madam/Sir, I know the profile. Between who is this BD manager. They said its a broadband company and how can they have beedi managers? Was it a nick name?"
While she was wondering on the name, the manager called her and led to a room where it was written"BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT MANAGER (BD MANAGER)." So its Business Development and not BEEDI!. She smiled as he smiled back.

" I am Shekhar, BD manager." Arathi somehow managed to slip her giggle into the mouth.
"I hope you know about the profile", he said in a ruling tone.

"Y...es" she said after a thought.

"Is there any confusion?", he looked at her face and smiled.

"Not much, but I would like to know more on the profile".

"You have to canvas new clients, attend customer complaints and hand over it to the customer care section and almost all data entries into the computer. You will be reporting to Anand. Come, i will introduce you to the team."

He got up and walked into the cubicle where the only familiar face was Anand.

"This is Nisha, the accountant, Rejoy the customer services manager, Vinesh and Meera the customer service associates, and all, this is Arathi, our new executive. " Turning towards her he said,"For any clarification you can come to me and Anand." She nodded her head and smiled at the two ladies.

"So welcome to our company. You must join with all the papers on 19th April. Here is your letter." He handed over the letter to her.

She wanted to jump upside down and roar aloud "I have a job now".But she stood happy and smiled.

"Arathi", he called as she walked out of the room, "You are a smart girl".

"Thank you", she walked out with a smile of pride.

The moment she stepped out of the office, lights again went off and loud sighs were heard behind.  She walked out of the complex to begin her new role on the day of joining, the 19th of April.
To be continued......

Saturday, June 02, 2012

Why are you asking me!

“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spend the rest of the day putting the pieces together.  NOW IT"S YOUR TURN. JUMP”
― Ray Bradbury


"What are you doing now?"

In the past four years, this is the most heard question. If I am there for a marriage, a birthday party, a retirement party, or at any place where few of my so called, "relatives and family friends" gather, the only question I hear is this. I may be drinking water or talking to my not so needed relative or sometimes enjoying a cup of payasam. Many a times, I wished to say, "Can't you see? I am drinking a glass of water." Or sometimes, "No, am doing nothing." But as a part of the respect or a sort of fun I had in answering them, I said, "I am doing a PG, or I am doing some freelance jobs". No. The social codes are not constructed for those who work as freelance. 
In social codes, freelance = jobless! So each time they meet me, they repeated! 

Now I have thought several times about the purpose behind this question. Are they job donors? No. Will they sacrifice a meal for me? No. Do they owe me a future in some way? No. Then why this question? Man is constructed that way! Whats and why's are a part of it. Today I happened to be in one such place. Mostly I wish to avoid these parties! I know that they won't bring any happiness to me. So i just avoid. But accidentally today I was forced to be there. Even before someone thought of asking me, I replied, "No I am not doing anything!" 

How do you survive? Came the next question. I smiled and left the place. Should I answer? I mean do I have to? To all those punk heads who wanted to know what am I or what I will be, here goes the answer.

I was born here some 25 years back without knowing that some of you may ask such unnecessary questions to me. Then, I was much innocent(!) Now don't ask me what you mean by innocent! I meant what you mean! 
From then till here, my life was never as planned like yours. I went on doing some crap, as you may call now, lived my life in full spirit and enjoyed each full moon and rains! 
I have never asked you that same question, what are you doing now! I will never ask you. 
In my life, its me and me alone who decides how to live, how to earn or how to "SURVIVE"! If you have more questions, please keep it to yourself. Self introspection, once in a while is good. So go, do it.
Like you have seen me all these years, I have seen you too. We have met more than I have met a stranger. But still your question is so strange.

I believe you are normal and not an Alzheimer's patient. So please remember what I said last time!

I would like to thank you for the "concerns" you have on me as the "only girl" of my parents.
I am what I am! I will be what I want to be!
If you have still more concerns, please wait. I am no Nostradamus to predict my future and i live in a state where people are killed like chickens! SO PLEASE SPARE ME! 

I know this may annoy all such "well-wishers". But I am helpless. I am fed up answering your questions! Now please SHUT UP & SLEEP TIGHT!

If at all I am doing something, which need your help and blessings, I will send an invite. 
Please wait till then...

If again you ask me the same, my answer will be, FCUK OFF!

Aum
Anjana