The contest months are those which made managers and the sales team happy. They gets incentives on whatever done beyond their targets. It was the time when all the fundamentals of money management are revised in order to make the contest a success. Though customers had complaints that made them behave like mental patients, the prizes and gifts forced them forget all these worries.After those sales men days, everyone fled to some place or the other for a day or two leaving the contract staff and customer service guys in the office to watch movies and surf net.
Arathi was too busy discovering the new social networking sites and updating Orkut. Then came an associate with a connection. An associate in the company meant the same as that of franchisee. But here the associates were known for their fraud and non payment issues.
Shaji, that was his name. He was the leader of their team. He is known for all the goondaisms that made the managers stand up and wish him at sight. So this Shaji came up with an internet connection to Arathi on a day when Shekhar and Anand was busy with their works.
"You need to give that connection in my name. Waive off the installation charges. Its my first lead. If you do that, I will help you with lots more", Shaji said with a wicked smile.
Arathi disliked all these associates for their fraud ways of handling customer payments. She had heard from Reshmi and others that these people collected one year and two year subscriptions from customers and used it for wife's delivery and sisters' marriage. No one at the office could control them, not even the highest officials. She had always felt that K.N is the best person to handle these guys.
It was at this time the gangster whom she disliked the most comes in with an offer. She readily said, "There is no waive off. If at all you need it, you may go to Shekhar Sir or Anand Sir. You got it." Yes, she knew that arrogance can be misunderstood, but here she wanted that stupid guy to never come back with any offers.
"So you say you won't waive off? "
"I said, i can't waive off. I-CAN'T. OK".
She expected him to move out. Instead he sat in front of her. Looked upon her and said, "you are too small to do that. I know. But do you know who am I? I can sack you down in a call". With this he took the phone. she disconnected the call and said, "You can make a call from here, if and only if you are a staff. And if at all you believe that you will sack me down, take it as a night mare. i know you are another fraud associate and I remind you that I am not another executive. If you dare, sack me. I don't care you!!."
He couldn't believe his ears for a while. That was the first time a staff spoke on face of an associate. He threw the chair down and walked towards Shekhar's cabin. He was blabbering some nonsense and she could see a tensed Rejoy sitting there.
"Why did you say that?" He asked in a pathetic voice.
"Then should I stand up and salute him?" Arathi knew not from where the anger arouse.
Five minutes passed, Shekhar walked towards her and asked, "Did you say that you need a connection to fill your target?"
"WHAT?" she was bedazzled.
"Did you say him that you need a connection to fill your target? He said so." Shekhar repeated.
"No I didn't. He came in with a connection and asked me to waive off the installation charges. I said I can't and he came to you with a new story". She was happy that Shekhar asked her explanation.
"Oh! is that so? So did you tell him that he can't make a call from here?"
"Yes. I did."
"So, for your information, this phone is not yours and.."
"Not his too.." she completed. "This is company phone and meant to make calls to customers and not a STD Booth. I hope you agree". She added.
Shekhar couldn't bounce back because a few days back he told her so. Shaji was furious.
"You liar. You called me yesterday and literally cried on phone for this connection. Now how can you deny it?"
"I can because I am not a liar like you".
To add to the scene, he shouted aloud, "See everyone, Arathi is seriously ill. She have some memory loss." He then repeated the whole story.
Suddenly Hari Sir, the RFE woke up and said, "Shaji dear, one minute. What is the issue now? You bought a connection on Arathi's request. Now she denies it. Even though she denies it you can hand over that connection in her name. Isn't it Arathi? They will connect it tomorrow."
Shaji turned back, looked at Arathi and said, " You will go home today. I will let you know who I am".
She sat down on the chair, laughed her heart out for a second and then looked at everyone.
"Every time he threatens the same way, but does nothing. If at all he tries doing something, I will let him know who he is". She said in mind.
"Arathi, you need to talk less with these guys. They don't have any fundamentals." Said Hari sir.
"But they do fund a mental!" Arathi replied.
"Ha ha, you better check which customer was that. Other wise you will become answerable."
She sat down and stared at the paper which had an address near her home. she called up the number, asked them the details and gave the connection next day.
By evening came in an Oracle Shaji. He was reddened with anger. He walked straight to Arathi.
"Who asked you to give that connection?"
"Customer"
"I gave that lead. I need the credit"
"But you helped me right?? I wanted the connection, I cried, you came in, said Hallelujah twice and left the address here? Have memory loss or what??" She made fun, though the connection was mapped to his ID.
"I will show you who I am".
"WHO ARE YOU?? GOD?? I am afraid then, please forgive me.. You can take the credit. I don't want any. I will cry again to someone else for a connection. "
He smiled, wicked and happy. "Good girl, you should have said this before". He was supposed to pat her on the shoulder.
"Don't you ever dare to come to me again with your stories and connections, I WILL KILL YOU. When I say that I mean it. It's not like anything you say, sack me down, hurt me or something else. I will kill you means I will kill you."
He had an open mouth and sat there for a while. He disappeared without a word. Next day he walked in and after all his show off in the other section, appeared in front of her and asked, "let us be friends, after all we are neighbors. Isn't it Arathi?" He sounded too good and too polite.
"Hmm let me think". She had a victorious smile.
From then onwards he possessed a sort of humility towards her for some reason. he never made arguments, paid customer's money in her section without any delay and even bought her chocolates when he had a baby. above all, Arathi was surprised at this. How can he be so good in just that sentence "I WILL KILL YOU"? In a few days she asked to the vegetable seller Mohan about Shaji in a casual talk. "Shaji is a very "PAVAM" man. Though he claims to be a gangster, he had never been that except in a movie which never released. He threatens, but never does. He ran out of his house when a robber got in. His wife was so smart that she caught the robber and handed over to police." Mohan said.
The next day when she saw Shaji coming in, she said aloud, "Hey Nisha, what happens when your husband runs away when a robber comes home?" Shaji tried not to listen to it. "Nothing, I will also run out", said Nisha. "But why do you ask that now?"
"There are some people who claim to be gangsters, but runs away seeing a robber. I heard such a story. Just asked for fun".
Shaji came near and secretly said, "I will never disturb you. Don't publicize this". She smiled and nodded her head in a yes!
From then on the "FUND-A-MENTAL" associates inside the office never made any impolite statements inside her cubicle. She loved to believe that every gangster will have a story like this to say. Hence never "fund a mental"!!!
FUND A MENTAL means funding towards mental irritation. Symptoms : lots of customer money in hand and sister's marriage or wife's delivery in that month, unnecessary story telling, walking in an office thinking that they own the office. Treatment : Search their past and threaten "I WILL KILL YOU". (Experimented and proved successful by an old executive)